Wednesday, April 9, 2008

3/22/08 A Poor (Rich?) Alternative

You saw the "good" butterfly nets at Reny's for 99 cents. Here's the cheap plastic imitation with a much shorter handle and a smaller net for twice the price at Hannaford's (a "local" chain that serves the Eastern United States). This is the very kind I was talking about in the Reny's posting that are the typical butterfly nets.

3/21/08 Spring?

Seen outside the student center. There was an email to the whole campus saying someone had cleared the snow away from a garden next to the library and that tulips were coming up. I wonder if someone cleared the snow away here, knowing this (whatever it is) would be coming up. I don't know what it is, but I think it's a sure sign of spring.

3/21/08 Ultimate Frisbee Fund Raiser

A pie-eating contest as a fund raiser--there's an interesting notion. So they arranged for two faculty members to be in the contest and then they sold chances for 4 other slots. People bought tickets for the privilege of maybe being in the contest. OR they bought tickets for the privilege of possibly giving someone else the privilege. Three students and the athletic director (second contestant from the left) won. The athletic director said she didn't buy a single ticket. I think they could make even more money if they allowed people the opportunity to buy a ticket back. So for example, if there were 10 tickets with the athletic director's name on it, she could pay $1 a ticket to take those tickets out of the running. It's just an idea. ;-)


Preparation:


Go!


That's my co-teacher Beth in the bandana with "the look" on her face. She was one of the two faculty that agreed ahead of time to participate. I think we can call her "a celebrity contestant".

3/19/08 It's Wednesday, Therefore . . .

You guessed it. It's snowing today . . . all day, and into the night.

3/19/08 Bob Marley at UMF

It's a really bad photo, but it makes the point. I went to the Bob Marley concert at UMF tonight. Bob's a famous comedian who's been on all the late night shows multiple times and has played all the famous comedy clubs. He's famous for his stories about Maine. He's actually FROM Maine and in fact, many people have told me about him and his humor ("You should get his CD, he's really funny" or "If you want to know about Maine, listen to this guy."). But nobody mentioned he was a UMF graduate. Apparently, he was a really good student who majored in Community Health. But he told the chair of the department when he arrived, "I want to get a degree and I want it in Community Health, but my real career aspiration is to be a comedian." He would drive to Boston on a school night, perform in a Boston club, and drive back that night in order to be in class the next day. But it all paid off. He's doing what he loves and he's really good at it. And he comes back to UMF about once a year to do a fund raiser for the Health Club. What a great guy.


So I went to the concert and everyone was right. He's hysterical and if you really want to know Maine, listen to his stories. (Or if you already know Maine, listen to his stories and just laugh a little more than the rest of the audience.) I laughed and laughed and laughed. The event was sold out. This is in the gymnasium, so there are folks filling the bleachers on the side and then the entire gym floor is covered in chairs and there's a little portable stage at one end. As you can see from this photo, it's hard to see him because the stage isn't very tall. But I could see him well enough and the most important thing was to hear him. He's sooo funny.

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3/19/08 and 3/27/08 Elf and the Dog Beds

Any port in a storm . . . Elf will sleep in Benny's dog bed, in his own bed when it's stacked on top of Benny's dog bed, . . .


3/18/08 A Day That Will Live In Infamy

Today we had a special visitor in our department meeting, Mike (the tenured professor who is on leave of absence for 2 years with a possible one year extension whose position I'm filling as a visiting professor for 2 years with a possible one year extension). He announced that he's resigning his position as of June 1, 2008 which means there will be an open tenure-track position. The department will do a formal national search in the fall. Suddenly my timeline is drastically altered. My visiting professor gig is up earlier than I had planned. I wanted to be a Scarlet O'Hara about it ("I'll think about that . . . tomorrow") but now I have to decide . . . do I want to stay in Maine or move on?

3/15/08 The Farmington Diner is Still Moving

Apparently they ran into issues moving the diner to its new home down the road (it's just moving to Wilton which is the next town west and south of Farmington)--all those permits and having to lift power lines and all those other hassles. Meanwhile, life must go on, so that's the framing for the new Rite Aid going on in the background.

3/15/08 Girl Scout Cookie Time

That's actually a Girl Scout wearing a Samoa costume. Samoas are my favorite Girl Scout cookie. Well, they use ABC Bakery in this council and not Little Brownie Bakers, so it's the same recipe (or nearly the same) and the same color box with the same photos, but the name of the cookie is different. All the cookie names (except for Thin Mint) are different. But a Girl Scout cookie by any other name is still a Girl Scout cookie and just as yummy.

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3/15/08 There's actually a reason for this

Turns out this isn't just a great Dr. Mari gag, but sticking your windshield wipers out when you know there's going to be freezing precipitation means you can easily scrape your windshield without having to dig out or scrape around your windshield wipers. Who knew?!

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3/13/08 King of the Hill (the Snow Hill)

Benny LOVES the snow. I don't have any photos of his making snow angels, but trust me, he does. These photos give you an idea of a) how hard Benny is willing to work to get to play in the snow and b) how much snow there really is in our yard and in Farmington (it's not just our yard).

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Thursday, March 20, 2008

3/20/08 Happy First Day of Spring

Winter Weather Advisory
Southern Franklin (Maine)

URGENT - WINTER WEATHER MESSAGE
NATIONAL WEATHER SERVICE GRAY ME
356 AM EDT THU MAR 20 2008
...MIXED PRECIPITATION STARTING TO WIND DOWN...MORE SNOW IN THE
OFFING FOR THE MOUNTAINS...
.LOW PRESSURE OVER SOUTHEAST NEW YORK EARLY THIS MORNING WILL TRACK
TO THE MAINE COAST THIS MORNING...THEN HEAD FOR THE MARITIMES THIS
AFTERNOON AND TONIGHT. AS THE LOW APPROACHES...THE STEADIEST
PRECIPITATION WILL START TO WIND DOWN ACROSS MUCH OF THE AREA.
WITH TEMPERATURES NEAR OR JUST BELOW THE FREEZING MARK FOR MUCH OF
NORTHERN NEW HAMPSHIRE AND INTERIOR WESTERN AND CENTRAL MAINE...SLEET
AND FREEZING RAIN WILL CONTINUE EARLY THIS MORNING. HOWEVER...
TEMPERATURES WILL RISE ABOVE THE FREEZING MARK THIS MORNING...
ALLOWING THE SLEET AND FREEZING RAIN TO CHANGE TO PLAIN RAIN.
AS THE LOW PASSES MAINE LATER THIS MORNING...COLDER AIR WILL COME
IN ON THE BACK SIDE OF THE STORM. THIS WILL CHANGE THE MIXED
PRECIPITATION OVER THE MOUNTAINS TO SNOW...AND THE SNOW WILL FALL
WITH VARYING INTENSITIES INTO FRIDAY MORNING. IN THE FAVORED
LOCATIONS...AS MUCH AS 12 INCHES MAY ACCUMULATE BY FRIDAY MORNING.
WEST TO NORTHWEST WINDS WILL GUST TO 40 MPH THIS AFTERNOON AND
TONIGHT...RESULTING IN NEAR BLIZZARD CONDITIONS AT TIMES...
ESPECIALLY IN THE NOTCHES OF NORTHERN NEW HAMPSHIRE. TRAVEL IN
THESE AREAS COULD BECOME TREACHEROUS LATER TODAY AND CONTINUE THIS
WAY INTO FRIDAY MORNING.
MEZ012>014-NHZ004-201200-
/O.CAN.KGYX.WW.Y.0012.000000T0000Z-080320T0800Z/
/O.NEW.KGYX.WW.Y.0013.080320T0800Z-080320T1200Z/
SOUTHERN OXFORD-SOUTHERN FRANKLIN-SOUTHERN SOMERSET-
NORTHERN CARROLL-
INCLUDING THE CITIES OF...RUMFORD...NORWAY...SOUTH PARIS...
MEXICO...FRYEBURG...OXFORD...FARMINGTON...WILTON...SKOWHEGAN...
PITTSFIELD...MADISON...FAIRFIELD...NORTH CONWAY...CONWAY
356 AM EDT THU MAR 20 2008
...WINTER WEATHER ADVISORY IN EFFECT UNTIL 8 AM EDT THIS
MORNING...
THE NATIONAL WEATHER SERVICE IN GRAY HAS ISSUED A WINTER WEATHER
ADVISORY...WHICH IS IN EFFECT UNTIL 8 AM EDT THIS MORNING.
AREAS OF FREEZING RAIN WILL CONTINUE THROUGH THE EARLY MORNING
HOURS. AS TEMPERATURES RISE ABOVE THE FREEZING MARK IN ALL AREAS
LATER THIS MORNING...THE ICING THREAT WILL DIMINISH. BEFORE
THEN...PLACES LIKE CONWAY...SOUTH PARIS...HARTFORD AND WILTON
COULD SEE A LIGHT COATING OF ICE.
IF YOU PLAN TO TRAVEL THIS MORNING...BE ON THE ALERT FOR SLICK
SPOTS. TRAVEL SURFACES THAT APPEAR TO BE WET MAY INSTEAD BE ICY.
PLEASE REPORT SNOW OR ICE ACCUMULATIONS TO THE NATIONAL WEATHER
SERVICE BY CALLING TOLL FREE...1-877-633-6772...WHEN YOU CAN DO
SO SAFELY. STAY TUNED TO NOAA WEATHER RADIO...YOUR LOCAL MEDIA...
OR GO TO WWW.WEATHER.GOV/GRAY FOR FURTHER UPDATES ON THIS WEATHER
SITUATION.
$$
(bold emphasis added by me)

Wednesday, March 19, 2008

"If it's Tuesday, this must be Belgium"

...and if it's Wednesday, it must be snowing in Farmington.

I don't know how obscure that title line is, but we quote it all the time in my family. According to Wikipedia, "If It's Tuesday, This Must Be Belgium is a 1969 romantic comedy film made by Wolper Pictures and released by United Artists. The title, also used by a 1965 documentary on CBS television that filmed one such tour, was taken from a magazine cartoon caption*, humorously depicting the whirlwind nature of European tour schedules, which formed the premise of the film's plot." Supposedly the cartoon was in the New Yorker Magazine.

So if that expression is all about predictability, so is the snow on Wednesdays. The University has had 3 days this semester where it closed due to snow (well, one was ice and snow) and all 3 were on Wednesdays.

Today it snowed all day long. It wasn't a heavy snow, and they didn't close the University, but there's at least 2 inches accumulated and more coming down.

Sunday, March 16, 2008

3/14/08 front page photo

A pair of ski patrollers head around the back side of the snowfields at Sugarloaf/USA Thursday afternoon to check out the terrain. With nearly zero wind at the top and bright sunny skies, conditions were perfect not only for riders and skiers, but also for workers getting the mountain ready for next week's US Alpine Championships.


3/16/08 Meteorology Prognostication Errors

I've been impressed up here how often the weather predictions are right. You can almost count on them. That hasn't been my experience in most cities. But this past week, they've really been off. The prediction for Tuesday night was snow--a dusting to two inches. My concern was that it wouldn't happen until after I got back from Dixfield so I wouldn't have to drive in it. But in fact, it didn't happen at all. I woke up Wednesday morning and there was nary a new flake on the ground or in the air.

The prediction after that was for clear skies through the weekend. So imagine my surprise when waking up Saturday morning to a good inch of snow already on the ground and more flakes falling. It stopped by 10am and because it went up to 37, you couldn't find any signs of it by afternoon, but it was still quite a surprise.

This morning, I look out my window at 7:30 and there's snow falling! As late as 10pm last night there was no mention of snow in the forecast, yet here it is. There's no accumulation so far but those big fat fluffy flakes that I like so much are slowly falling from the sky.

I still love snow but now I'm learning that I especially love surprise snow. :-)